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Book your travel now before the meth and humidity are all gone!
Book your travel now before the meth and humidity are all gone!
Just Kidding!
Just Kidding!
Port of Orlando has PLENTY of both for you and your entire family! Got some friends whose friendship and usefulness has run its course? Bring them, too! Tired of your teeth? They won't be a problem any longer!
Just Ask Some of Our Locals...
Just Ask Some of Our Locals...
Miss Port of Orlando 1979
Miss Port of Orlando 1979
Yeah, but you should have seen her before she was legal! Now, she spends her time greeting tourists after a long flight. You can find her on the other side of the men's room stall near baggage claim.
Father Jared
Father Jared
He used to run our Youth Program and he made a mean sandwich! We're not sure what happened after he left Port of Orlando. Hopefully, he had nothing but success!